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Geez, this is some kind of horrible nightmare!

I’m in my Econo Lodge motel room in Montana, and I’m ready for a perfect evening - a tumbler of creme de menthe, the TV Guide crossword puzzle, and some good sitcoms. Maybe “Dick Van Dyke” or “Laverne and Shirley.”

But NO! It turns out the only thing on TV here is reruns of  “Those Darned Clintons,” and I’ve seen every episode! That wacky wife who always wants to be in the show, the nutty husband who makes everybody call him “Mr President” even though he isn’t… 

Yeah, here’s the episode where she sneaks onto the podium at a convention and nominates herself. I’ve seen it. Where’s that freaking remote, anyway?

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Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama, in Billings, Montana, watches Senator Hillary Clinton deliver her speech at the 2008 Democratic National Convention, August 26, 2008. REUTERS/Jim Young

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Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet for me and my friends? Who is the best-looking guy in the world today?

Women tell me it’s George Clooney , for sure.

Cool. Then what can other guys do to look more like him?

Well, the main thing is the suit. A dude like that spends four, maybe five hundred bucks on a single suit, so of course he’s going to look great. Oh. And wear a tie, too.

A nice suit and tie? That’s his secret?

Pretty much, but to really clinch the deal, you should tape this picture of Clooney next to your bathroom mirror and practice looking like him. You know, do funny stuff with your eyes, make a Hollywood smile… In no time, women will start thinking you’re him, just like they do with me.

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Actor George Clooney arrives for a charity dinner in Venice, Italy, August 26, 2008. REUTERS/Max Rossi

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“I do not BELIEVE Andre had the nerve to make TWO of these gold outfits!”

“Yeah, well, who knew we’d BOTH wear ‘em to the same backyard barbecue?”

“So? I’m keepin’ mine on all evening honey, and you can just WATCH me scarf my hotdogs in it!”

“Uh-huh? Well, me too! I’m drinkin’ margaritas until I barf, and this ain’t comin’ off!”

“Oh? I’m wearin’ MINE to the dentist tomorrow!”

“You dental floozy! I’m wearin’ it to the International House of Pancakes!”

“Brazen fashion hussy! If I catch you NEAR the IHOP in that, it’ll be drippin’ in so much maple syrup the red ants will follow you to hell!”

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Models display creations by South Korean fashion designer Andre Kim during the annual Bali Fashion Week August 25, 2008. REUTERS/Murdani Usman

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Hey Blog Guy, your post on news photography was very useful. On the topic of news, could you explain how we can find reporters we should really trust? You know, how do we know a true professional?

It’s pretty easy. Check their underpants.

Um, underpants?

Sure. The real pros will have underwear covered with signatures of people they’ve interviewed. The first hardball question we reporters ask is, “Will you sign my underpants?”

I had no idea! How about your own underwear?

The ones I’m wearing right now were autographed by Mother Teresa , Neil Armstrong and author Graham Greene. So yeah, this is a truly professional pair of undershorts. If you want to be a journalist, get yourself some fairly clean underwear and a marking pen, and get started!

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Actress Pamela Anderson signs the underpants of reporter Logan Courtman at her Sydney news conference August 26, 2008. REUTERS/Will Burgess

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